Thursday, May 31, 2007

Royalty Fee!

what the hell is a royalty fee???...how a i supposed to know??... they didnt even teach me that and i just ought to know it??... oh yeah.. big deal, you might say, who doesnt know what a royalty fee is??... well for your information i went to college to have fun and i learnt some stuff in the process.. but one of it was not royalty fee!!!!!!!!!!... anyways here i was sitting for my final paper of my final semester... media organization.... imagine the excitement in the air... the final paper of the final semester... overjoyed was i..... so i was sitting in the hall not having studied really, just about having glanced thru everything waiting for the examiner to hand over the question paper!!!!...
she gives it to me and i look at it... and the first question is royalty fee!!!... now i dunno what that is... so i smile... the next question is a barter syndication... am not sure what that is either so i look around the room wondering if am the only idiot who didnt know anything... but i see the whole class giggling and snickering... so i feel reassured and i start answering the paper... now i have this policy of not leaving out anything... even if i dont know it i just write something anyways.... so i start writing..figuring that i have to connect it to the media in some way or the other i write royalty fee is the fee that is paid to the uk government in order to screen movies or any thing in the united kingdom... ok.. bad enough it wrong.. but i go further than that by adding ... since the uk is a monarchy where the king and queen is the head the fee paid is known as the royalty fee!!!!... ooooh God.... tell me about messing up!!!... well am still optimistic!!!.. lets see!!!.. he he he

5 comments:

3inone said...

Thank God they didnt ask you what Royalty Free was:)

Macabreday said...

heee... ok..makes me feel better... because ages ago, we had to take an entrance test to get admission in school..and i was taking the test and one question was "what is hibiscus plant?"....hhmm..and i had never heard that word before...so i thought for ages and reached a conclusion that such a word did not exist and it must be a spelling mistake for sure...maybe it was meant to be hill-biscuit.....thats the closest i could think of.. and so i answered that it was a plant found on the hills and the extracts of the plans are used to make biscuits.....sigh.!!!

hey..maybe i should blog about the dumb answers i have written in da past..LOL..have plenty more.

3inone said...

@mac
hill-biscuit?
omg, this comment is funnier than a lot of posts i have read.

Simply Artrageous said...

hill biscuit.... are u kidding me????... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... thats innovative... i like it!!!!

The Mocking Spirit said...

LOL!

Hahahah! :)