Utter Chaos

This incident I really don’t remember and I don’t think I would it happened a lil while after I was born and my dad was going to America and my mother and my sister and me were shipped of to madras to stay while he was there!!... We were in my aunts house and they had gone for some dinner or some party and the three of us were home alone!! Yay??... think again… my mum went for a bath and left baby adorable me and ahem “super smart” sister in the room… that brilliant sister of mine accidentally locked my mum in from outside and when it was time for ma to come out she couldn’t open the door!!!.... my sister started panicking… and ma was telling her how to unlatch it and my sister was apparently assuring ma all the while that she would be a good girl and ma shouldn’t punish her by staying in there… lol!!!... what a scene and me amongst all that confusion decided that it was time for a tantrum and started my yelps and screams and everyone started to panic… ma even threw a glass blade of the ventilator down to get the very watchful watchman’s attention!!... She finally decided to try her best at karate!!… or whatever she thought she just gave the door a solid shot and guess what that door was all termite eaten and she managed to emerge thru it and I guess more than anyone it was my sister who was relieved the most !!! Lol!!... What a rare opportunity to be present at such a situation!

Bad (hair) Day!!!

Once the three of us sisters were so excited about going out to dinner one night when some jobless guests walked right into our house at the exact time we ere to leave… its like they were spying on us and knew exactly when to come in.. Like a cue for this game of life that we play!!! We got quite angry and decided to play with each other for a while and hope and pray that these jobless freaks would soon disappear! We decided to play barber barber!!!(Notice how all these kiddy games are always said in twos like teacher teacher and house house!)The youngest as usual was shoved into this cute (or ugly whichever way you looked at it) chair that I had… it was fluorescent green and pink…. Arrrgh… ugly!!!... She very reluctantly sat her behind on it not because of the chair but she wasn’t willing to trust her big sisters… whhh??... How dare she not... but anyway she asks us in a very small and shaky voice if we knew what we were doing!!!... We very confidently tell her to trust us!!! And we slap almost a whole tin of powder on her face and start chopping her already small hair into spikes!!!... Yikes!!... Poor thing!!! Amma comes in after those jobless freaks leave and wow she must have blown a fit or laughed her head off... I don’t remember which one it was!!

I will runaway!!!

I have to narrate this incident where my elder sister and my mother had this argument and apparently I was involved too but not as pissed off by the verdict as my sister was. Quietly sitting in a corner and playing by my self as usual I was interrupted by my sister, who had packed a little knapsack of clothes and other things for herself and came and proclaimed to me that our dear mother loved us no more cause of the obviously horrendous decision she had made and that it was time for us to run away. So me, being the good little sister I was I decided what my ignorant sister said was right and I took a little bag of clothes and goodies for myself and we both “ran away” to……. The neighbor’s house!!! And my sister tells Sophie aunty, the aunty living there that amma had gone to the doc and had instructed us to stay there for a while… now that I think back about it I wonder what Sophie aunty must have thought about two goon children walking into her house knapsack and all telling here that our mother sent us that way!... hilarious!